THE PANTRY, 58 HIGH STREET
I shall be perfectly frank with you. To do otherwise would serve no
purpose whatsoever. The Pantry did not impress me. Maybe it was the
table that was left a little too long before clearing, or the floor that
looked like a good sweeping would not go amiss. Or maybe it was the
knife with some stained residue on it (we place far too much reliance on
dish-washing machines these days), or the cloak of invisibility that
descended upon me as I stood waiting to pay. Whatever the reason, it
just wasn't hitting the mark. But then I tasted their soup and life
became grand once more. They had two on when I was there: 'Broccoli and
Brie' and 'Cream of Sweet Potato and Butternut Squash.' I had the
latter. It was heaven, absolute heaven. They also have a good selection
of home-baked goodies. I think if The Pantry could give its staff a pep
talk, and perhaps an occasional scud across the back of the head, this
could be a mighty fine place to go in Haddington.
PETER POTTER GALLERY, THE SANDS
The coffee shop's upstairs from the arty stuff. It's worth a visit
solely for the wonderful views over the river and Haddington's Nungate
Bridge. This is a nice part of the town, just along from the old church
that's closed in the winter (how on earth can you possibly close a
church in the winter? Where does God go - does he migrate with the
birds?). When I first popped my head in their door I may have got off on the
wrong foot. It could be my style of questioning (Vot sort of zoop do you
serve? Answer ze question!'), but it was one of those strange verbal
exchanges where at some point in the proceedings you realise that all is
not well, and I reckoned they either thought I was the Taxman or a
scoundrel on the verge of carrying out a robbery. It was similar to the
scenario I have come upon in a few places where you walk in, a great
hush descends on the room, and people all stand as one and rush out with
cries of, 'Aeeeeiyah! Run for your lives... it's The Soupsayer!' Sigh,
it's not easy being me.
The soup in the Peter Potter Gallery coffee shop was once made by a wee woman somewhere and brought
in, but all that's changed. Now they make the soup on the
premises, which I think is a good thing. They have two on, with
varieties like, 'Corn Chowder' or 'Tomato and Basil'.
At my most recent visit we had another of those strange verbal
exchanges. Clearly misunderstandings are becoming something of a speciality
of mine. During a conversation with staff I'm sure at some point
someone announced with no small amount of pride, 'All our soups
are goat-free.' I smiled, and while wondering if
now was a good time to run away I was ever conscious of a
peculiar relationship between the people of Haddington and goats.
There is a goat, for example, on top of the town's mercat cross.
Hmm.
And so, whatever's going on in the coffee shop of Peter Potter
Gallery, you may at least be assured that no goats were harmed
during the making of their soup. [Closed Sundays]